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[photophobic]

You should know where to find me.
But if you leave a message here, I will see it.

Comments

[photophobic]

You're certain you left it here.

[pillz]

yeah
i dont remember takin it otu of the house but idk where i left it
maybe u can get some force vibes?

[photophobic]

[that... really... isn't how it works, Kavinsky.]

It might help if you told me what it is.

1/2 (slightly nsfw 👀)

[pillz]

its a dildo
shaped like murphys cock
but its red

2/2

[pillz]

pls

holy fucking god lmao

[photophobic]

[Yeah.

Yeah, there's a considerable pause. Then:]

You don't remember where in the house you left a red dildo shaped like Murphy's penis.

2/2

[photophobic]

And you want me to use the Force to find it for you.

[pillz]

ya
oyu can make a whole world wit ronan & telekinetis choke people & drive & sword fight
this shouldnt take that long right
pls

[photophobic]

Unless this dildo of yours is alive

[...

...............would... he put that past Kavinsky? Kylo stares at what he's just typed in silent horror. For a good few minutes.]

I doubt my power can help you.

[and.... send.]

[pillz]

uhh
how alive is alive

[photophobic]

[Did they escape hell? Really?]

I don't know, Joseph.


How alive did you make it.

1/3

[pillz]

[there's a moment of silence as kavinsky tries to put into words his dreams.

nightmarish as they are, apparently.]

no heartbeat but liek
a vibe?

2/3

[pillz]

i swear it snot like the shit tat makes lynch mad abt the > dream subject right smovement
i didnt dream him

3/3

[pillz]

can u at least try?????

[photophobic]

[Pouring his will through the endless, infinite connection of the Force... in search of Joseph Kavinsky's mislaid, partially living sex aid. Is this...

Is he really. Really going to do this.]

Dream objects do have a connection to their creators.

This 'vibe' you mentioned. Is it different.

[You know. To... Murphy's.]

[pillz]

yeah should b
made it b4 this one showed up. similar but different
si that good or bad?

[a glimmer of hope. (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))]

[photophobic]

[How is any of this good, exactly. Really. How.]

I don't know yet.

Is there a reason you can't come search for it yourself.

[pillz]

teh current murphy doesnt want me around rmemember
he hasnt changed his mind
i owe you big time ren

[photophobic]

Hasn't he.

[Asks the mind-reader.]

What exactly are you going to do for me in return. For finding it.

[pillz]

nah we playin a game
its a godo one. im gonna win, then ill come back around

[he isn't.

he'll throw the game, as he always does. but he'll have fun, or at least, that will be the story that he carries to his grave!]

hmmmmmmmmm. i aint trying 2 scam you
do u like fried chicken
or u want a new laser sword?

[photophobic]

You'll have to think harder than that. I have the Greywaren. If I wanted things, I would have them.

[What do you get for the man who can turn his boyfriend into anything he wishes??
There is an answer, of course, but Kylo doesn't know it. Which is kind of the point of the only limit being your imagination.]

I assume you won't be coming to collect, either.

[pillz]

i think i can come by 4 that if u want
maximum cooperative, baby.

i could just owe u a favor

[kavinsky's self-confidence is exactly that bizarre paradox, where he is both unsurprised there is nothing he can offer that someone might want, while simultaneously completely confident he can get anything done if he were asked.]

[photophobic]

It isn't generally considered wise. Putting yourself in my debt. And on my terms, too. Are you certain.

[pillz]

you could jus do it for free
or to make me stop nagging yo ass on the itnernet

[photophobic]

Have you really mistaken my lack of interest in currency for philanthropy.